2020-05-24 - The Confession of Kelly Freebush

Sam Wright, while searching for updates in the decidedly strange case of the body that washed up on Alexandra Beach on May the 4th, found the following files.  Pasting several security files together, he was able to put together the following video, which covers the odd confession from the moment the suspect arrived at the Vancouver Police 4th Precinct Station until the moment the suspect was detained.

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A buxom blonde woman rings  her hands as she looks up at the Vancouver 4th precinct police station.  She paces abit as she is trying  to work herself  up to do what she has to do. "Come Kelly.. you got to do this'' she had a long island  accent muttering to herself

She looks up and nods rubbing her silver star of david.. as she goes in going to the desk clerk " i need to report an accident " she say nervously " i swear it was an accident " she sounded urgent  enough that the desk cop  said take a seat well get an officer with her asap..

She blinks a bit nervously  looking guilty as sin.

After  20minutes.. she is brought  to the back a tall older middle age officer is assigned  to her report

The man asks "what accident happened  that you swear was just an accident.

Kelly about loses it " it's his fault.. he almost shot me and he had the nerve to steal my stuff and sell  it on ebay.."

The hardened  officer doesn't  flinch but just asks "who almost shot you and what did you accidentally  do." He says calmly. 

She burst out crying the tears falling  like a fountain  .  She dabbs at her bosom where they fell and chokes out…"he almost shot me.. and i did this split thing a do for my act at sensual circus ..

She demonstrated the move it cause her short mini to hike up flashing her blacky Lacey thong on her tauntl. it draws an eyebrow 

" did that to grab his gun and it just went off.. I was aiming for his tiny dick but. It hit dunno somewhere . she gets back up her skirt still up as she purpose wore it as a distraction "anyway he's dead I think.. But then he gets up and starts puking on my new louis vuitton s.. And I sorta burn him with my cig.  I mean.. He was puking when I left but I dunno " she says as she'll pull out tissue from her bosom "I'm not a bad woman.. I swear I'm not but that man .. He's horrible.. He stole my Gucci purse..if he's not dead I'm reporting theft  "

She rants on. The officer just blinks " um madam what is your name " he says

She smiles like a beauty pageant contestant. "Kelly Freebush and yes.. My bush is free for you officer" She winks at him and he shakes his head.

He exhales sharply in frustration . simple dumb bimbos weren't his style.

He looks at her bewildered "so you just left him there and didn't get him help . He was a harden cop from his experience ,.the bastard probably had it coming. He still had to ask . he stares at her expecting an answer

Kelly freezes.. Squealing annoyingly "I panicked.. I left because Ipanicked and he threw up on me. I was..covering in vomit" She looks around. her proud seductive demeanor drops cold as she is cornered." Alya was there. Dunno maybe she tended to him.. After I put
out my cigarette in him.."

The officer shakes his head.. " I'm going to detain ya.. Til we get this sorted..